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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.09.08 18:46:00 -
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Some of you probably know that I'm busy fighting the evil Goons and their minions (the CFC members). I've spent more than 300B in 2014 on this noble quest. For example I've been paying for the wardecs of The Marmite Collective in highsec against all CFC members (that's about 30B/month wardec fees). I'm also financially supporting Mordus Angels who live in an NPC station deep in CFC space and kill lot of minions of Evil. I used to pay the wardecs of Darwins Lemmings, this project was closed due to not be able to outperform Marmite, but they still cost me about 50B and killed 300B+ CFC while they lasted. I'm having a 20B titan bounty in progress. I'm writing these so you won't doubt that this offer is real and not some weird scam attempt.
So, I've been collecting data about CFC activities and after looking at the August ratting data and the August CFC losses data, I've found that there is insane amount of ratting in Branch but relatively low PvP activity. Branch is the home of PBLRD (CFC renter) and FCON (CFC PvE alliance), both have 30-35% ISK ratio against Battlement Coalition (of Mordus Angels and fellow NPC dwellers). So Branch is a perfect place for a coordinated strike against the CFC: there are lot of ratters there with practically no PvP-ers to defend them.
To facilitate the hunt in Branch, I hereby offer 20B every month, starting from September (including the kills already happened this month). The rules:
- The bounty is paid to corps, to the corp wallet.
- The bounty is automatic, you don't have to sign up or do anything but killing CFC in Branch. Many corps will be pretty surprised when they get ISK out of the blue.
- CFC members are obviously not eligible. Nor NPC corps.
- The kill must be on Zkillboard with API verification. (Hint: submit your corp API to Zkillboard.)
- Only loss reports over 150M count, as I need to be able to manually check them for T1 haulers full of goods with manipulated prices and other scam attempts. Such kills are obviously disqualified and listed for everyone to see.
- Only player ships matter, I won't motivate anyone to grind structures in bombless bombers.
- The kills are de-whored. If your corp scored 0.01% damage on a 100B titan, you get bounty after 10M kills, not 100B.
- Only bounties over 500M are paid, the long tail is cut off and their share is redistributed among the top killers.
At the beginning of each month, I process the killboard data and create a report and distribute the bounty of the previous month. As an example, here is the imaginary August report (there was no project in August, so don't expect money for your August kills). On the example report you can see that 500M bounty could be earned by killing mere 1.7B CFC. If you think your corp is capable of killing more, it's time to deploy to Branch and participate in the noble contest. Are you a multiboxer? Create a corp, place a bunch of AFK-cloakers with covert cynos and catch ratters! By bringing death and destruction to the minions of Goons, you also contribute to a better nullsec, one without The Evil ruling it. By encouraging PBLRD ratters to change to NA/B0T and by driving FCON out of nullsec, a huge step will be made towards this Goon-free vision. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
283
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Posted - 2014.09.09 06:19:00 -
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Christian Lionbate wrote:Graph or it never happened. Gladly! Here is the ratting graph of Deklein during the test run of the project. I paid MoA to have a ratter-hunting spree to see if it is possible to sabotage ratting. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
283
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Posted - 2014.09.09 08:17:00 -
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Yes, de-whoring is unfair to support-only pilots, but we are comparing corps here. And in my monthly reports: alliances.
Or are you claiming that some corps only fly tackle, logi and Ewar, while others only fly damage dealers? My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
287
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Posted - 2014.09.10 17:46:00 -
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Retar Aveymone wrote:based on the moa donation board the only group with plenty of people willing to chip in for someone to attack the cfc is the cfc itself
that's some fine work there mr. goblin not an embarrassment at all Yes, 0.38B is definitely the majority of 17.66B. 2.1% to be exact. Let me guess. The Mittani told you that a bombless bomber does "majority" of the DPS of a dread and you believed that too.
In the meantime, the Branch killboard start to look pretty nice. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
287
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Posted - 2014.09.11 04:23:00 -
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Retar Aveymone wrote: i would politely suggest that you carefully ponder the difference between people and isk, a difference I was careful to make in my post, and that makes your reply look poorly considered
So you claim that dozens of Goons trolling with a few million is important.
[/quote]i would furthermore like to politely suggest that the only non-cfc group donating to moa is moa itself,[/quote] Like Carl Stonewall of Dirty Old Bastards of Nulli Secunda with 3B donation
Quote: which is probably laundering the money through npc alts like test did when test politely abused your perfectly well thought out plan to match any donation made to test by funneling their own isk through an npc alt, a loophole anyone could have forgotten to think about and i'm sure anyone would have fallen for Which is completely pointless as I already donated 3B/week since June and will do, regardless of the board. Also, the 5B donation came from this guy
I understand that the possibility that people give money away to hurt you is too hurtful, but you should have considered this possibility when you ganked, trolled, recruitment scammed and ridiculed them for lols. Or maybe you didn't, but joined a group that does it as its defining criteria. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
287
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Posted - 2014.09.11 04:26:00 -
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Accidental doublepost, sorry. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
288
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Posted - 2014.09.13 06:51:00 -
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Ryno Caval wrote:Wait FCON is a PVE alliance nobody told me Ask any random Goon, he can verify this statement. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
292
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Posted - 2014.09.16 07:39:00 -
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Angelique Duchemin wrote: The wardecs only effect coalition members that are stupid enough to take Freighters and other expensive ships into high sec on in-Alliance characters. By paying to have them killed he's just supplying some chlorine to the CFC genepool.
No one laughs as hard about the wardec kills as the CFC members themselves and it's a great benefit to us that they make examples out of CFC members who do stupid things. Otherwise that brand of stupidity would flourish.
You seem to ignore that dumb people are the #1 resource of CFC. No smart man would waste his playing time watching a bombless bomber shooting a structure for hours so some other guys can earn money from a video game. Nor would a smart man ever camp an NPC station that he can't capture. Without dumb people in the ranks, the CFC couldn't exist.
I understand that you despise them just as much as I do and you honestly laugh when my mercs pop them. But without these dumb people to press F1 when told and do the bombless bomber work, you'd be in lowsec. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
292
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Posted - 2014.09.16 16:02:00 -
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Look! Hex Hoob of ANZAC ALLIANCE of Fidelas Constans put a warp disruptor on his ratting ship.
He tried to PvP hahaha. It's not hard to tell what happened with his 8B officer ratting boat. I think Hard Knocks will get a large share of the September Branch bounty.
But it's not over! You can still lot of dumb FCON (and less, but still dumb PBLRD) in Branch to slay for the bounty! My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
293
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Posted - 2014.09.18 17:54:00 -
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Alp Khan wrote:Another proof that Gevlon does not know what he is talking about. But I suppose he will eventually roll this up to MoA being terrible and insist that his non-sensical theories are effective on achieving an objective. (They aren't)
- MoA lost less members in the last 30 days than PBLRD. I'm sure they'll be OK. At least they aren't at the point when they let anyone in for 250M.
- Size doesn't matter, Marmite Collective lost 1/3 of their members in the last 3 months without any decrease in killing CFC
- Do I have MoA ticker? If MoA really failcascades (they won't), I just look at the CFC loss table, pick the #1 (likely PASTA) and support them. The bottleneck is money. Finding someone who shoot CFC for it isn't that hard.
My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.09.20 12:27:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:If I send MOA 500b how long do you think it would take gevlon to match it? There is only one way to find out. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
298
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Posted - 2014.09.21 04:50:00 -
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Alp Khan wrote: Their directors know that themselves and the base membership is truly terrible at EVE, that's why they try to skew the numbers and focus solely on numbers as MoA has nothing to else to show for when it comes to achievements, assets or victories in the game of null sec politics.
Translation: MoA has very good numbers, but Goons are better in unmeasurable, opinionated stuff. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
300
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Posted - 2014.09.21 14:17:00 -
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What's the purpose of owning Sov and structures in space? If it is to just look at it and say "we own it", then you are right, CFC is great and MoA is ****. Too bad that no CFC leader ever told it and with BoTLord they openly stated that they do not wish to own more.
The only other purpose of having Sov and structures is enabling ISK making. Towers mean moon materials and Sov means ratting space (for members and renters). Without ratters, Sov is just empty space that eats CONCORD costs.
While the Goon propaganda brigade can shout as loud as they can "we don't give a damn for dead ratters", the fact that Deklein is the #1 ratting region and Branch is the #2 in nullsec testifies otherwise. The fact that Goons and their minions rat more than literally anyone else proves without doubt that Goons and their minions want to rat.
Whoever stops them from ratting takes something important from them. And MoA - even by your words - is very good in doing that. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
300
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Posted - 2014.09.21 20:09:00 -
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alpha36 wrote:Gevlon claims he is untouchable but I would argue that he has been hit by goons the hardest of all. He wakes up in the morning and thinks about goons. Goons wake up and dont think about him. Says the Goon posting about me.
My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
301
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Posted - 2014.09.22 18:37:00 -
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Mr Omniblivion wrote: If you, MoA, and Gevlon want to be taken seriously- drop the "holy war" mentality and just PVP and have fun. Sure, there will always be **** talking from all sides. But the way MoA is currently handling themselves, it's more like a yappy pomeranian barking away at a rottweiler- no one likes pomeranians.
Indeed not. I heard stories about some rabble who didn't have just PvP fun and declaread a Holy War on the alliance holding most of nullsec Band of Brothers. I wonder how that went. I guess they were destroyed by the big and powerful BoB. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
301
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Posted - 2014.09.25 04:51:00 -
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Lucas Kell wrote:So why is this entire thread allowed to exist? It's a troll thread designed to incite hatred based around a real life attack on a group of players. And yet disagreeing with that troll is seemingly not allowed. Is it just that it's fine to personally attack other players as long as you offer a bounty on their ships at the same time? "Goons are evil" is not a troll, it's the consensus opinion. Actually hatred against Goons is something Goons loved: they provoked it and then laughed hard on the impotent rage of their victims. No Goon ever claimed that Burn Jita had any other purpose then making people mad.
The only reason it changes is that Goon hate is no longer impotent. No, I'm not claiming credit here for PASTA destroying PBLRD in PB. Nor with the countless "NPC trash" groups killing 4x more CFC than those who have rational reason to kill CFC (the competing coalitions). I claim credit for the nearly 2T Goons and minions dying in highsec this year though.
You don't want to be hated? Stop being hateful! Stop yelling "pubbie shitlord" to everyone who is not you, stop pogroms against "highsec publords" and don't call your own renters "PBLRD". Maybe have some solidarity with your minions by clicking the same paplinks like them. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
301
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Posted - 2014.09.25 17:32:00 -
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Khanh'rhh wrote: You know the difference you might be missing is the actors involved in these stories actually undocked and shot at people and generally went about and did damage.
BoB would still own most of 0.0 if we thought a good solution to their hegemony was some excel graphs.
Someone undocks here. I have 2xAsakai worth of dead CFC to prove it. Also, even with my extraordinary abilities it would be impossible to destroy Goon POCOs while docked. Soon this month is over and we'll see how much ISK the CFC lost due to me not undocking. I'm especially interested in Branch data (hence this topic).
What ruins the Goon narrative is that I have a bunch of data proving that CFC members die and their ratting decreases. You have a bunch of posters yelling "irrelevant". My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
301
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Posted - 2014.09.26 04:36:00 -
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Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote: And he really wouldn't have had trouble fitting in somewhere in our organization. Like I said, we have also paid others to shoot highsec players, like Burn Jita and Hulkaggedon. We have plenty of members who play the market with an army of highsec alts. Plenty of nearly autistic misanthropic shut-ins. And so on.
Actually I would. I had so much trouble fitting in that I couldn't even join. The main difference is that - I despise people who do stupid stuff - Goons despise people who aren't them This difference isn't immediately visible as there is a huge practical overlap (awful lot of people who do stupid stuff and not Goons). However it's a fundamental difference, similar to "hating Islamic State members" vs "hating muslims". My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
302
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Posted - 2014.09.26 18:29:00 -
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Getting in would be trivial with a clean identity not linked to this one. But the thing is that I don't want to sneak in a group that hates my real self (for other reason than awoxing).
I play like a Goon (making ISK, focus on stratops, ignore small gang, ready to sacrifice ISK for a goal, hunt dumb people), but I don't think like one. I don't want to make anyone mad, I want to make dumb and lazy people embarrassed for their pathetic performance and fix it (they rarely do that). I also want to point at them and say "look people, they are responsible for their own fails, stop giving them freebies". What are Goons famous for: giving freebies for their bad members while trying to make everyone else mad.
My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
311
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Posted - 2014.10.03 10:52:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:After he spends an entire day or more going through the killmail dumps & running them through his autism calculator. Actually it's a one-click automated process. The problem is that the kill dumps aren't downloading fast because zkillboard recently implemented a limit to queries/hour. So please be patient. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
311
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Posted - 2014.10.06 17:13:00 -
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The data is processed, post and payment will come tomorrow. Expected better results, but Rome wasn't built in a day. Onward to the next month, let's kill more FCON and PBLRD this time.
Oh and MoA which is "totally destroyed by European Goonion" in the Goon propaganda was once again one of the top Goon killers (beaten by only Marmite and Legion of xXDeathXx) with 112B dead Goonies. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
311
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Posted - 2014.10.06 18:07:00 -
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Bill Gates has $80.6B He is 58 years old and started to work when he was 20, we can say that his yearly average income is $2B. Somalia has $2.4B/year GDP. So Somalia is more rich than Bill Gates.
Goon logic at its finest. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
311
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Posted - 2014.10.07 01:43:00 -
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September report is up, rewards are paid.
alpha36 wrote:What are the percentage of players that your isk has touched in the 35,670 members of the CFC? How do you chart and graph that? Did something similar a few months ago, finding the exact highsec ship losers would be trivial task.
My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
311
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Posted - 2014.10.08 05:03:00 -
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Mr Omniblivion wrote:Oh my gosh, PBLRD just lost like 25 corporations! Gevlon please stop your unholy crusade against the renters- they're just high-sec people like you that want to experience the glory that is nullsec! They can, in NA. and B0T, without filling the coffers of the Evil!
Aldurald Alland wrote:ty gevlon! almost 1 bill for a couple of hours of pvp, like it! Then come back this month too and kill more for more ISK! My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
312
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Posted - 2014.10.08 05:03:50 -
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Mr Omniblivion wrote:Oh my gosh, PBLRD just lost like 25 corporations! Gevlon please stop your unholy crusade against the renters- they're just high-sec people like you that want to experience the glory that is nullsec! They can, in NA. and B0T, without filling the coffers of the Evil!
Aldurald Alland wrote:ty gevlon! almost 1 bill for a couple of hours of pvp, like it! Then come back this month too and kill more for more ISK!
My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com
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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
311
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Posted - 2014.10.08 17:39:00 -
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Mr Omniblivion wrote:You assume there will be NA. and B0T rental programs after the jumpocalypse B0T will be hit hard, but NA. will be OK. It'll need some reshuffle, mixing it up with the various N3 alliances, each one living in and protecting in one region. CFC will try the same, but - well, it doesn't need a psychic to tell how well LAWN will protect Delve.
Back to topic: I changed the booking of the Burn Branch project so the kills of the participants are visible. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
312
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Posted - 2014.10.08 17:39:30 -
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Mr Omniblivion wrote:You assume there will be NA. and B0T rental programs after the jumpocalypse B0T will be hit hard, but NA. will be OK. It'll need some reshuffle, mixing it up with the various N3 alliances, each one living in and protecting in one region. CFC will try the same, but - well, it doesn't need a psychic to tell how well LAWN will protect Delve.
Back to topic: I changed the booking of the Burn Branch project so the kills of the participants are visible.
My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com
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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
312
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Posted - 2014.10.18 03:54:00 -
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I see some really nice kills on the Branch killboard. This month will be better than last. Join the massacre of FCON and PBLRD and earn money by PvP! My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
312
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Posted - 2014.10.18 03:54:32 -
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I see some really nice kills on the Branch killboard. This month will be better than last. Join the massacre of FCON and PBLRD and earn money by PvP!
My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com
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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
312
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Posted - 2014.11.05 18:56:21 -
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The October results aren't better, so I paid this month and pulling the plug on this project. The money allocated to this will be better spent in the MoA reimbursement fund.
My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com
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